Richard’s Birthday @ Salt
We decided he was like a Koala.
smelly
grumpy
hairy
sleeps all day
always drunk
just without the Chlamydia!
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erm… who doesn’t have the Chlamydia? Richard or the panda? (do pandas even get chlamydia?)
Richard doesn’t have it (well not that he knows). Koalas have a form of Chlamydia that has caused lots of problems for the population. I do not know much about pandas.
Happy birthday, Richard! You make a cute koala. (I’ve never seen the hand gestures to form a koala before - they are wonderful)
One learns new things every day… damn koalas and their promiscuous ways…
(and I just realized I wrote panda instead of koala… wrong cuddly bear-like animal… I know, koalas aren’t bears)
Koals are not cute and cuddly. One ex-Prime Minister was cuddling a koala as a promotion gimmick and copped a stream of urine rather than a caress. I sure hope Richard doesn’t follow that format! Sorry for the comparisons that have been made, Richard, but Mummy Koalas think their baby is the BEST! Love you, Mum
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