FROM THE GOSPELS
Chronicles of Mediatinker 1:1-4
1:1 In the beginning, a storm on the slopes of Mt Olympus threatened consumer electronics and sent the worshipful running for shelter.
1:2 The fury of the storm lashed out, striking a 0G battery brick
1:3 So the Keitai Goddess sprung forth fully formed from the spitting sparks and flame
1:4 And the worshipful wept for delight.
Book of Zous 2:12-14
2:12 Her benevolence spread to the four corners of the earth on GSM and PHS bands.
2:13 We worship her through pre-paid phones and SIM cards
2:14 And she gives grace via smart phones on the G3 networks of the world.
Book of Colophon 3:19-20
3:19 The Keitai Goddess vision is realised through the assistance of the Design Deity at souzouzone
3:20 And her gospel spreads through the writings of the faithful who leave their offerings here.
Note to those leaving comments
The Goddess welcomes comment offerings from all of her loyal subjects and the faithful.
But to those bearing false witness - BE WARNED. If you are trying to leave a link for a commercial site under the guise of SEO and pretending to be a disinterested subject, then the Goddess knows all and sees all. She WILL reject your offering with prejudice and an invoice will be sent to the site owner for paid advertising. This will be in the order of $10 per link per day. Should you not want to see an invoice or your employer not want to get a rude shock, then DO NOT leave comments containing links to commercial sites.
THE GODDESS HATH SPOKEN