My cat is trying to kill me!!
Thursday, November 13, 2008

Is your cat plotting to kill you?

This is a bit of silliness that MJ forwarded.  How to tell if your cat is trying to kill you.  But it doesn’t about the following behaviour which I have observed from my kitty:

1.  Hissing and growling at small children
2.  Hissing and growling at the vacuum cleaner
3.  Hissing and growling at the cleaning lady who uses the vacuum cleaner
4.  Growling at me when I am on the phone
5.  Jumping up and attacking the hand that is holding the phone when I am speaking
6.  Bite and run

I am sure there are others.  But now it is colder, she spends most off her time snuggled up with me under the doona at night.  It is our special time. 

Edit: Comments closed due to spam attack.  Die losers!!

Decreed by the goddess on 11/13 at 12:44 AM
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  • MJD-S offered on 08/11/13 at 01:14 AM.....

    You forgot the EVIL tag honey.

  • Barbara Northcott offered on 08/11/13 at 01:20 AM.....

    Not only evil but devilish, I reckon. Barbara

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