Arrived home tonight to find this ceramic monstrosity in our apartment building lobby! And we were told that pets were forbidden!
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Looks like an Arch Villian. Really needs a cape though…
I think you should dress it up. Make it a little red-cross hat and tie a barrel of whiskey around its neck.
Or glue a pipe to its lips and put a book between its paws.
Ah, the fun begins…
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I think I should steal it and take pictures in various compromising poses and post them on the notice board. Or I could just make a different costume each week. Problem is that it is guarded by cameras in the lobby.
I just can’t believe how UGLY this thing is.
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